Saturday, December 15, 2007

The funny things kids say!

So the other day while I was driving Jacob to gymnastics he said to me

Jacob-"Mommy, are we Christians?"
Me- Yes, Christians are people that believe in Jesus Christ
Jacob- (thinking for a minute) So, are prostitutes Christians?
Me- Uh...yeah...I guess they can be.
Jacob- No, I meant um...what is that religion that starts with a P?
Me- Do you mean Protestant?
Jacob- Oh yea! I meant Protestant, not prostitute!

I nearly had a wreck from laughing so hard!!! I'm sure there are prostitutes that are Protestant and therefore are also Christians!

1 comment:

McDonald Army Brats*** said...

Priceless! Don't you love stuff like that. me and pres started a little notebook, cause you always swear you are going to remember all those HYSTERICALLY funny things the kids say. It is fun to read them on days that the kids ARENT so funny. So fun to read about yall! Miss yall tons! :)